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[wherenoman]

What do I owe?

My legs don't look nearly that good.

[old_man]

How convenient that you've forgotten... Doesn't mean I'm letting you off.

[And then she double checks, and why does it say-]

Kirk?

[wherenoman]

That's me.

What am I signed up for?

[old_man]

It hardly seems fair to take advantage of you for a bet you didn't lose...

[wherenoman]

You are free to take advantage of me, any time you want.

[old_man]

An open ended offer like that may get you more than you bargained for, captain.

[wherenoman]

I like to live on the edge.

[old_man]

I can only imagine what you got up to.

[wherenoman]

I would tell you about at least some of it.

[old_man]

Only some of it?
It’s the other parts you don’t want to tell that are more interesting.

[wherenoman]

A man has to keep some mystery.

[old_man]

That's usually my line.

[wherenoman]

I can only take it as a compliment to have something in common with you.

[old_man]

No doubt I can make a list...
Both Starfleet, after all, so there's something else.

[wherenoman]

Both a bit of a flirt?

[old_man]

Pretty sure you have me beat on that, Captain.

[wherenoman]

I'm happy to accept that.

[old_man]

Although I know some other things I can give you a run for your money at.

[wherenoman]

Going to give any examples, or will I find them out in time?

[old_man]

I've six lifetimes of knowledge at my ready.
Although one was fairly boring sexually.

[wherenoman]

Sounds like you could build up some expectations. Good thing I perform best under pressure.

[old_man]

Promises promises.

[wherenoman]

I'm good for my word. Want to come over?

[old_man]

Well you do still owe me a drink.

[wherenoman]

And lucky me, I have some alcohol at my place. What's your poison?