Then I'm going to jump straight to a crude remark; I'm awful at actual flirting by any human standard.

[ His tone is mostly playful, but he's still telling the truth. His tone gets more playful and less self-depreciating when he delivers as promised: ]

I'd like to claim my alien dick is half as interesting as most of the models. It's not. You're welcome to look it over, anyway.

[ It is. absolutely. just play. Teasing, even.]